Following up with the bald theme that's been in my head. Actually being on a bald theme, there's nothing on my head!
I still think I have hair. When I look in the mirror, yes I can see my scalp but there is still hair.
I see pictures of myself and it's not there. It's weird.
I was at the bank with my friend Nick before we went to lunch. I was standing back and started playing in the security camera. According to the security camera, I am near complete horseshoe.
I said to Nick, man this camera makes me look completely bald. He said "look?"
People make bald jokes around me all the time now. I want from extreme receding to bald guy. It's within the last 6 or 10 months. I went over the breaking point.
I'd totally get plugs if I could afford them. Cut my hair real short. Spray paint my head.
But you know. The clown thing. I really like being a bald clown, it's funny.
I don't like being a bald guy. Not so funny.
I hate having two identities. Damn clown, stronger than the man.
I still think I have hair. When I look in the mirror, yes I can see my scalp but there is still hair.
I see pictures of myself and it's not there. It's weird.
I was at the bank with my friend Nick before we went to lunch. I was standing back and started playing in the security camera. According to the security camera, I am near complete horseshoe.
I said to Nick, man this camera makes me look completely bald. He said "look?"
People make bald jokes around me all the time now. I want from extreme receding to bald guy. It's within the last 6 or 10 months. I went over the breaking point.
I'd totally get plugs if I could afford them. Cut my hair real short. Spray paint my head.
But you know. The clown thing. I really like being a bald clown, it's funny.
I don't like being a bald guy. Not so funny.
I hate having two identities. Damn clown, stronger than the man.
This is why I wear a hat all the time.
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