During the first Iraq war, I went in to buy a car.
The war had broken out a day or two before and I figured everyone would be freaked out and I could get a better deal on a car...
Actually, I had borrowed my then girlfriend (now a wife)'s car. My car a very cool 1979 Honda Prelude. Awesome car but you know...only worked on two cylinders, Needed something that worked.
I borrowed Diane's little Honda Civic (an actual good car) and left the gas cap at the gas station. I have to give the car makers kudos for making a little plastic connection so you can't leave em anymore.
She was pretty pissed. They didn't sell gas caps at Grand Auto, at Kragen. I had to go to the actual Honda dealership parts place. So...
I go to the parts place, they say it will take 10 minutes to go into the warehouse and bring back the cap. So...I wander the showroom, looking at cars. There was a good one about two years old, small, honda civic. A lease return. Cool. I decided I would buy it.
So, Here's the tax connection!
I have never made a lot of money but I thought I was awfully clever in those days, I didn't have to claim anything that wasn't reported. So, when I applied for a car loan, they said I made $4000 a year. I said, no, I just make cash, you know...wink wink!
This is what we go by, what you claim. You can have a loan you can either get a cosigner (totally embarrassing) or pay 17% interest...
Well my dad cosigned.
So, my girlfriend got a new gas cap, I bought a car and I even paid it off. and loved that car till it hit 170,000 miles and made clicking noises when it turned.
I thought about the tax thing.
I will admit that I'm a liberal. Not on everything but you know, universal health care, gay marriage, stuff like that. I used to grumble about those darn fat cat Republicans...
Hmmm. Wait. But they are good Americans just using the system that exists. I'm a two faced sleaze that is just stealing...
Hard to take but there it is. I started claiming my income, land o Goshen...what a concept. So, I was eventually able to qualify for a house, more cars over the years and I've helped my niece with a loan program for her college education, because, I'm a good risk, i pay my taxes.
There is something funny that happens when someone hands you a $100 bill. You actually think it's yours and the government is trying to take it from you. If I had a paycheck it would just be my pay after I paid my share.
That $100 was never mine. Maybe $60 or $50 after my business expenses and taxes.
I hate paying taxes. I hate that I have to have an accountant because I just hate them so much I have to pay someone to do them for me. But I love that I say "clown" on the occupation box on my 1099.
I also have a clear conscience. I'm an actual participant of this democracy. Brings a big tear to your eye doesn't it?
I think we hate paying taxes, but it's got to be done. Owning our own business is tough (my husband and I own a landscape maintenance company), and it's tempting once in awhile to not claim all that comes in. Fortunately a clean conscious and a fear of going to jail keep me doing the right thing. In the long run, it all works out. This week we had to apply for emergency medical aide as I was hospitalized for four days. I am glad that I can say I have honestly paid into the system, so I am not embarrassed to be accepting the support. Keep up the good work Boswick!
ReplyDeleteGood point. I use the roads and the schools and I'm hired all the time by government agencies for my work!
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